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Thursday, 23 October 2014

Running for a PB, leaping like a Salmon and struggling to give a toss! Lots to think about.

Wednesday 15th October 2014

Running ( 01:27:43 / 10.00 Miles / 00:08:46 per mile / HRZ3)

Sweat, snot, rain, cold hands, running jacket, hat and wet socks.  Yes, it’s winter running at its finest and I am right back in to the middle of it.

I had to get out for a 10 mile run to really have a test of both my fitness and how well the Achilles has healed up.  So, despite the rain and wind and general misery I went out the door and got it done.

In a slightly masochistic way I really enjoyed this.  I had a new running jacket which has been hanging in my cupboard since late August and has remained unused, so I was really looking forward to donning the Orange Adidas coat and combined with my other unused item,  an Ironman Zurich (Did I mention I did an Ironman?) beanie hat  I was ready to brave the elements.

I have actually missed the misery of running in the rain and it was pretty refreshing to get back in to it.  I always feel like winter miles are harder miles and that I feel like I have earned a greater sense of satisfaction from being out in weather that most people would not even consider going out in.

The run itself went pretty well and I must have been in the zone as I passed my friend from work and didn’t even really notice or acknowledge him.  Sorry Gerard!  Pace was a bit slower than hoped and my Heart Rate started to elevate a bit as I got near the end.  Clearly the endurance fitness just isn’t quite what it should be.

The Achilles held up pretty well and only really stiffened up a bit about a mile from home which again was uphill, so it was quite reassuring.

I think I will wear my Compression Calf Guards for my long run this weakened and possibly for the Dublin Marathon too.  Just to give me an additional bit of support.  Although it means making a big sacrifice in covering up the Ironman Tattoo.

Clearly this is just  vanity on my part, but the Tat is always a talking point at a race, as many people ask about your tattoo on the way round and it is always inevitably followed by “I’d love to do a Triathlon / Ironman but I can’t swim.”

I have now given up saying to people that they could do it, it just takes effort and determination.  It’s a bit annoying that the assumption is that if you do Ironman or Triathlon you were born in an Aquarium and have a God given gift of being able to swim like a fish.

The reality is that probably 90% of people I know that do Triathlon do not come from a swimming background and have had to work bloody hard at swimming just so that they could enjoy this fantastic sport.

So, if you give me the old sob story about not being able to swim, I’m sorry for not being more sympathetic and encouraging but I’ve had enough of it.  I started out unable to swim 2 lengths and worked at it.  It’s a question of desire over ability.
Anyway, rant over on that matter.

I’ll go for an 18 mile run at the weekend and that will be the end of (or in reality start of) my long runs and then hopefully get a few shorter runs in next week.  So much for tapering… but I’m adopting the Donald ‘The Machine’ Smith and Stanley ‘Awesome’ Edgar – No Training – Training Plan and I’ll see how it goes.

Thursday 16th October 2014

Cycling (01:24:10 / 20.59Miles / 15.20 MPH / Cadence 70 HRZ2)

Time to be careful now. Autumn is always a really dodgy time on the bike.  The wet roads, low sun and leaves on the road make for a slippery ride.

Down the Tow Path to work this morning and I had to be very careful at picking my line in order to avoid leaves and make sure I was only braking at the right times.  It probably forces good discipline but makes for a bit of a slower ride.

I hope to make myself a stronger cyclist this year, as I’m tired of being slow on the bike.

I decided that I can use my commute to build up the miles but also to try and work on a few things that will hopefully make me stronger and faster.

On the way to work this morning I focussed on keeping a higher cadence and decent pedalling technique.  Ideally I wanted to keep cadence in the high 90s.  I got pretty close to this and in reality only dropped below on the average because of stops and being cautious in leafy parts.

I plan to use the homebound rides to push a bigger gear and focus on pushing the legs harder.  Hopefully this will help to build strength.  The theory being that I will focus on technique and strength and that they will both improve and meet somewhere in the middle.  Eventually permitting me to push a bigger gear at a higher cadence which will translate to speed.  It’s all theory but at least it’s better than just spinning out miles with no real purpose.

The cycle home was absolutely unbelievable.  Belfast was hit with a downpour of close on Biblical proportions.  It created a lot of flooding and terrible traffic congestion.  The ride home was very wet.

I didn’t mind getting rained on but riding through massive puddles without knowing what was in it and the constant risk of motorists with steamed up rain covered windows mowing me down was somewhat of a concern.

I was genuinely very pleased to get home in what was a Personal worst for the length of time to ride home.  Importantly I got home safely!

Saturday 18th October 2014

Running (00:21:45 / 3.10 Miles / 00:07:01 per mile / HRZ3)
Queens Parkrun
 
Cycling (00:46:07/ 16.02 Miles /15.90 MPH / HRZ2 / Cadence 75 )

My employer has been running a programme throughout the whole organisation called ‘Be at your best.’  It’s a general  Mind, Body Spirit type of programme and part of it has been a couch to 5K programme for people.

Saturday was a Graduation run for these folks who put the effort in.  It was combined with the weekly Queens Parkrun and presented a chance for me to show support to colleagues and also have a wee bit of a smack at a decent 5K time and maybe even bag a PB.

Brendan and I decided to ride the 6 miles down to the event and obviously ride home afterwards.  Just another way of getting a few more bike miles but also in the back of my mind I reckoned I always run faster off the bike so maybe this would help my chances.

The actual run went really well for me despite my own efforts to sabotage myself by going off too fast.  I managed to reign it in and controlled it very well with almost perfectly even splits to come home with a 21.45.  This represented a PB by 37 secs.  I’ll take that OK.

It was great to see so many colleagues out and achieving their goal that they had worked hard for.  A real feel good day.

Sunday 19th October 2014

Running (02:42:02 / 17.81 Miles / 00:09:05 per mile / HRZ2)
Long Run

Horrible.  Just bloody horrible.

Normally I like my long runs, but in all honesty I hated virtually every step of this run.  I felt like I was battling the whole way.

Battling the wind, my lethargy, the residual effects of wine and beer the previous night and a general feeling of apathy towards the run.  I hated it and it showed.

I just had to grind through this run and get it done.

There were some positives. As I was hating the run so much I decided that I should pay more attention to what was going on around me.

It’s bizarre that despite being outdoors so much that I don’t pay enough attention to Nature that is all around me.  On this run I paid more attention and was rewarded with a view of something I have never seen in real life before.

I saw Salmon swimming upstream and jumping up the weir on the Lagan in Lisburn.  It was incredible to see and there were quite a lot of them.  I even videoed them doing it.  It was great to see and demonstrates how much cleaner the River Lagan is nowadays.



I also saw a couple of Hawks hunting a bit further on and some squirrels in the park.

The Natural world delivered for me where my own body and head let me down badly.

If I am to take a positive from the run it is that I slogged it out and still managed to average 9.05 per mile.  It doesn’t fill me with confidence for Dublin and the possibility of achieving my goal of a sub-4Hr marathon but hopefully I’ll feel less lethargic next week.

Monday 20th October 2014

Swimming (1500M / 00:51:28)
Club Technique

I didn't get cycling to work today as I had a puncture.  So much for my wider, super tough puncture proof winter tyres.  About 200 miles and I'm punctured. Bugger!

Back to swimming again and the focus tonight was again on streamlining and getting the basics of technique right. 
I felt like Shit after about 600M.  I hadn't eaten enough and had a bit of a bonk.  This is bad enough at the best of times but in a pool it is just horrible.

I managed to work through it and actually started to feel better after a while and wound up doing OK in the sprints at the end.

Tuesday 21st October 2014

Running (00:34:26 / 4.00 Miles / 00:08:36 / HRZ2)

With only a week to go until the Dublin Marathon I will be taking it pretty easy this week.
Tonight was just a simple easy paced run and I felt a lot better than I did at the weekend.
Hopefully the positivity and running will carry through to the weekend.

Thursday 23rd October 2014

Running (00:52:01 / 6.00 Miles . 00:08:40 per mile / HRZ2)

Another decent enough tapering run tonight. Although calling it tapering feels a bit odd as I haven't really put in huge miles in training to justify a taper to allow myself to refresh.  Sine I came back from holiday after Ironman I have only run 21 times for a total of 150 miles.  That really is Bugger all mileage to come in to a Marathon but it's what I have got to work with and the fact that the 6 mile run tonight was very easy and felt dead on at that pace is at least encouraging.

Keara is treating us to another couple of nights in Dublin ahead of Monday so we will hopefully have a great time over the weekend and then an enjoyable run in the Marathon.


 

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Slowly working my way back in to it.

Monday 13th October 2014

Cycling (00:59:38 / 15.93 Miles / 16.00 MPH)
Commute

Back on the bike and it was a lovely crisp morning but it's not going to be long before I have to get the winter leggings on.  Much warmer on the way home and not a bad wee ride.
This was the first ride trying out the injury and it all was good thankfully.

Swimming (1400M / 00:47:39)
Club Technique Session

Oh Dear God!  I was not looking forward to this.  back to the session with Coach Oliver and I was prepared to suffer as this would be only my 4th swim since Ironman and my first in 5 weeks.
Thankfully Oliver took it a bit easier on us and with a real focus on balance, streamlining and stretching it was a good session and I survived OK and actually felt like I was putting the coaching in to practise on a few occasions.

Tuesday 14th October

Running (5.00 Miles / 00:38:39 / 00:07:44 per mile)
Tempo Run

Whenever I have any sort of time off running I always notice that the basic fitness levels remain and I'm able to get back to distance OK but  the speed definitely suffers.
This run was pretty decent and the splits were very even and the overall pace was good.
The weird thing about this run was that I felt a bit uncoordinated.  It was a strange feeling that I just felt like I had lost my form (for what that is worth anyway) and was nearly making the run harder for myself than it should have been.
I can only put it down to loss of muscle memory for running a bit faster.  I'm sure It'll come back.

Actually...I'm sure the extra 7lbs of weight since Ironman don't help my fitness or form either.  I could do with losing a chunk of that before Dublin. 

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Tick Tocking away.

Tuesday 7th October 2014


Short and sweet.


F*%king Achilles injury again = no training = Pissed off person!


Attempted 2 runs in the last 10 days.  Both have ended after less than one mile and resulted in me walking home.


To say I am not pleased is somewhat of an understatement with just over two weeks until the Dublin Marathon.


Bollocks!

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Set backs, non fractures, drop outs and a clean stretch. It's been an interesting two weeks.

Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Getting back to it again.
Since Titanic Triathlon which was over two weeks ago I've been suffering from a pretty severe foot injury.  I've no idea what it was but it left me literally hopping on one leg at times as I couldn't out weight on my left foot.
It got to the point that last Monday saw me in Casualty at the Royal Victoria getting an X-Ray as I was getting concerned that it may have been fractured.  Thankfully it wasn't and their best guess was some sort of severe Tendon strain.  Prescribed some Mind blowingly strong Ibuprofen which had similar medical qualities to Magic Mushrooms and a bit of rest off the foot.



Eventually I managed to get back on the bike a bit towards the end of last week for a commute and then I tackled Parkrun for my first run in two weeks.

Parkrun went well enough - I didn't push on too hard but went reasonably well and finished up only 15 seconds off my Wallace Parkrun PB time.  More importantly the foot felt OK.

This week I managed to get back on the bike again and commute in and out of work and recently I've been using the Tow Path a bit as it's longer and means I can get a few extra miles in.
It might be dodgy enough in the dark and wet in winter but I'll stick with it as long as I can.

Tonight was my first serious enough run back again.
I set out with the goal of doing 7.5 miles in an hour and I'm delighted that I managed over 7.6 miles at an average pace of 07:49 per mile.  It felt tough but do-able which is encouraging.

Disappointingly I had to miss the Stena Triathlon because of the injury and I also withdrew from the Causeway Coast Marathon next weekend as I just couldn't risk the foot on the rough off road course.
This leaves me with a five week stretch through to Dublin Marathon and hopefully I can stay injury free and get a decent stretch of training in before then.

I've also swapped the Causeway entry over to another race in Mid November which is the Tollymore Marathon.  This is an off road Trail marathon through Tollymore Forest Park.  in the back of my mind is the thought of doing the 40 Mile Ultra Marathon version of it but that might be a bit much.  I'll make the call after the Dublin Marathon and see how the body is coping after it.

Onwards and Upwards - hopefully!

Monday, 8 September 2014

Belfast Titanic Triathlon - Race Report

The pressure was on for this race big time.

After my Last blog post filled with Smack talk and calling out all and sundry I felt like I had to deliver a half reasonable performance.  I knew that I was going to get a good ole Ass Whipping from most of the Guys in the Club and that there would be some tight contests with the rest of them.

This was my first attempt at the Titanic Triathlon and my first time over the Olympic distance in three years.  I was looking forward to giving this distance a rattle again and also a bit wary of swimming in the River Lagan, which is never renowned for its cleanliness.

The Trash talk certainly stirred things up a bit and thankfully everyone took it in the manner in which it was given.

The Swim

After getting all set up in Transition, we headed over the bridge to the start point for the swim which started on the Odyssey Arena side of the river and it would be an out and back loop of 1500M, getting out of the water on the opposite bank.

We seemed to spend a really long time treading water before the start but once we got going things turned out to be pretty tight.  Even though the race was in wave starts, the effect of funnelling the swim between a span of the bridge meant that it got a bit congested.  This combined with the murky water and blinding sunlight on the right side led to a problematic start in terms of sighting and getting some open water to swim in.

It thinned out a bit after about 400M and I started doing my usual trick of drifting left instead of swimming straight.

The water quality was surprisingly good but it was incredibly salty.  Probably the saltiest water I have swum in.  Every mouthful was disgusting and I just hoped that the high salt content would kill off all the other bugs that no doubt lived in the water too.

As I rounded the first buoy to swim across and then back, I was glad to change direction as my breathing to the right meant that I had been getting blinded by the bright sun the whole way up this stretch.

Shortly after beginning the stretch for home I saw my mate Donald swimming alongside me.  He didn’t see me at all but I tried to keep on his toes and managed to do so for about 300M but then I drifted left again and lost touch with him.  Pity, as he came out of the water about a minute ahead of me and I’d love to have been getting out with him.

Getting out of the water proved to be almost the hardest part of the day.

The ramp up was semi submerged and incredibly slippery.

I got half way up and literally slid back in to eh water again.  Second attempt was no better and I wound up desperately clinging on to the side of the ramp but again slid back in.  The helper who was there shouted for me to grab his hand and at the third attempt I managed to get out of the water. I must have looked like a right Dipstick or drunk but I couldn’t believe how hard it was to get out.

There was a decent crowd of people at the side of the water coming out and I got a few shouts of encouragement along the way, including one from Captain Awesome! (You know who you are!)

T1

T1 went relatively well for me. The time was not fast but a lot better than I would normally do.

The Bike

Out on to the bike and the curse of the dodgy Garmin fitment hit me again. As I fiddled to get it snapped in to place I knocked the button and moved it in to Transition phase – which meant that I would not have any data for the bike ride as I went along.  I was also very slow on actually getting on to the bike as I was doing this and it didn’t go unnoticed by two of my non competing club mates. (Who incidentally were upset at not getting called out in the smack talk blog post!) So thanks to Nelson ‘The Fall Guy / Admiral / I get chicked’ Shanks and Arran ’Hey Wonderboy is your collarbone really broken of is that an excuse to cry off a race?’ McKee.  It’s worthy of note for Nelson that the Chicking is by his Girlfriend, the very talented and fast Jenna ‘Don’t shout at me on the bike in case I fall off’ Henning.  Jenna was also competing and going bloody fast as she always does.

I could hear Nelson shouting at me “You’re meant to start riding now!” as I ran alongside the bike trying to connect the bloody Garmin.

Eventually I got out on the two loop course and tried to go pretty hard.  It was hard to tell how hard I was going without the Garmin but I felt like I was putting in a decent effort and couldn’t wait to see how close I was to the other Guys.

Throughout the bike I just couldn’t close a gap of about 4 minutes on both Donald and Brendan but was managing to just hold off Ian, Stuart and Mark.

The bike went pretty well I thought, despite having my energy bar shaken out of my tri suit pocket on a speed ramp right at the start and just having to survive on a gel and hoping that I wouldn’t bonk later on.

As I came over the bridge and in to T2 I got the fright of my life as my cleat would not come out of the bike and I was suddenly faced with the prospect of looking like a Dick for the second time today.

(Some would argue that it was WAY more than just two times!)

Thankfully just in the nick of time the cleat came out and I managed to get off the bike with some degree of dignity.

My good friend Brian was down spectating and he managed to get a really great photo of me as I passed by the Harland and Wolff crane.  I love the big Cranes because of the family history with the Shipyard and I just love the photo he got.  Definitely one for the scrapbook.

T2

T2 went just as well as T1 but the pressure began to mount as I was joined by Mark and Stuart who had clearly closed the gap on me on the bike and I left T2 just behind Stuart.

I was really looking forward to the run as it has been the part which has been going really well for me.  I haven’t run a full on 10K in quite some time but pre-race I had a target in mind of staying sub 50 minutes and a dream run would be around 48 minutes.

The Run

Out of T2 and Stuart managed to slip ahead of me and I could see him about 20M up ahead.  I managed to bridge the gap and by about half a mile in I had caught up to him and passed.  Instantly I regretted this and thought that I was going out too quick and that Stuart would pass me as I lay in a confused and Bonked out state at some point later in the run.

I put this thought to the back of my mind and just focussed on staying uncomfortably comfortable. (runners will know what I mean by this.)

Another half mile in I caught up to Keith ‘hard as Nails’ Bradley. (Another who I forgot to slag off in the smack talk)  Sadly for me Keith was on his second of the four loops.

I just kept pressing and noticed that I was passing more people than were passing me.  The ones going past me seemed to be ahead of me in terms of their loops, so I was comfortable that I was making progress in my wave anyway.

As I got half way round my second loop I caught up to Aaron who was on his third loop.  We also got passed by Mark at this stage too, he seemed to be really steady and I decided to retain the gap at about 10M if I could.  He did the occasional surge and I had to push on a bit harder to close the gap. Aaron dropped off about midway through his last lap and that left me with just Mark up ahead of me to focus on.

As we got on to the fourth loop I decided to make a bit of a move and upped the pace a bit.  It brought me up to and past Mark and I thought at this point I better try to press on a bit and open the gap.

It seemed to be working although as I got to a turn and looked over my shoulder he was only about 5M behind me. At the next turn I decided I would press hard out of the turn and try to open up a bit of space between us as I really didn’t fancy a spring finish between us. Although the idea of a sprint finish is great, the reality for me may have been a vomit inducing hurl across the line.  Not good at all for a finisher’s photo.

Coming down Chichester Street for the last time I was checking the reflections in the office windows to see if I could spot Mark behind me but I couldn’t see him, so I hoped the surge had worked.

With about 500M to go I sensed someone on my shoulder and I thought it was Mark, so without glancing round I really hit the pace as hard as I could and the person dropped away. As I rounded the last corner and looked over my shoulder I saw that it hadn’t been Mark at all but I just keep the pace up for the last 100M.

It was nice to see some familiar faces at the line and I was delighted to have finished in an overall time of 02:38:49 and most pleasingly of all I managed a run split of 47:23.  The run duel with Mark was really enjoyable and I know that it made me press on when I might not have done. Mark finished about 20 seconds behind me with an almost identical run time.  It was a great contest.

Summary

Overall I’m pretty pleased with a 15 minute PB at this distance but it has reinforced for me that I am too slow on the swim and bike and in reality the most gains can be made on the bike.  I really need to work out a way to get faster on the bike.  On a positive note, my running (which has been limited recently) is still in decent shape and I should try to build on this to get it to another level.

The best part of the day by far was the turn out by Lisburn Triathlon Club.  IT’s fantastic to see how well we are doing with over 20 out racing and the Club celebrating its’ second birthday last week.  It speaks volumes about the people in the Club.

Next up is the Stena Triathlon in two weeks’ time and this will be my last Tri of the season and I’m really looking forward to it.  Goal. Sub 1H20Mins.  Let’s see how that pipedream goes!

Thursday, 4 September 2014

LTC Titanic Tri pre race Smacktalk. Bring it Pussies!

OK, I’m now over the massive exhaustion and overwhelming sense of tiredness and fatigue.

Not completing Ironman – but writing the bloody volumes that made up the Zurich race report. Boy that was hard work!

So now it’s time to get back on the blog wagon and maybe lay down a bit of smack talk and spice things up a bit (as if they needed spiced up) ahead of the massive showdown this Sunday that will be The Belfast Titanic Triathlon.

 

I’m not usually one for winding people up or trying to create rivalry!!  I’m a lover not a fighter but I feel compelled to maybe lay some smack-talk at the door of a few people.  As much just to get myself pumped up for the race as much as trying to create a bit of craic.

 

With over 20 of us from the Club doing the Olympic race on Sunday it makes for a perfect opportunity to show the Club in its’ best light but also to enforce the natural pecking order.

 

So here we go with a few ‘call-outs.’

 

First up, Ian ‘Big Ring – never beaten and never will beat Jeff’ Pollard.  Bring the A-Game big fella you’re gonna’ need it.  You’re going to need liquidized Skittles in that Drinks bottle because you’ll be doing more Bonking than a Kiss and Tell Footballer’s Girlfriend when I’m finished with you!  BOOM Yeh!

 

Brendan ‘Sink like a’ Stone – What’s the link between a Sack of Spuds, Danny Welbeck, Da Bomb and Brendan?  They all get dropped.  Get the Lasso ready mate and hand on for grim death.  It’s going to be a fast ride.

 

Hilary ‘Keep The’ Faith – You better make like Madonna and “Just Like a Prayer” hope you don’t get blown away by the ‘Curricane’ and I blow by!

 

Mark ‘Squared’ Gillespie(s) – Both of you! It’s going to take two of you to bring me down and maybe that’s not enough – are you so good they named you twice?  We’ll see!

 

Liam ‘Mrs’ Doyle – Ya Will, Ya Will, Ya Will.  No you won’t, you won’t, you won’t!

 

Patrick ‘Tiny Dancer’ Chapman – better bring your running pumps mate – because I’m going to Lindy-Hop all over your Ass.

 

Stuart ‘Sciatic-Attack’ Menary – I almost feel bad picking on a man with a bad back but I will anyway.  Strap yourself in to your strongest girdle and secure that back because what you’re going to witness is Spine-tingling. 

 

Gavin ‘Just the one Ironman finish eh…?’ McKevitt – let’s see if those Mercurial winged feet of yours will keep you ahead of me as I hunt you down like Snow Leopard chasing a Lemming.  Don’t go throwing yourself off the Lagan Bridge in despair now!

 

Mark ’Jager-Bomber – Headstander- Nutter – Mutter’ – You drank all my Raspberry liqueur! And that just makes me MAD!  That is ALL!

 

Chris ‘Ben’ McNEVISon (Sorry that’s a crap pun) – but you’re going to have a Mountain to climb if you want to beat me.  OK more of a small mound than a mountain but still a rocky path to the Summit.  Bring your crampons because you’re going to have to dig in!

 

Stevie ‘The Man with the Tan’ Bloomer – You better bring some Factor 100 Coconut Oil mate – things are going to get hot and I don’t want your porcelain skin to get a roasting it just can’t handle! KAPOW!

 

Desy ‘Tiny Tears’ McIlkenny – All I can say is keep those tissues handy.  Things are going to be emotional for you!

 

Michael ‘The Eco (Village) Warrior’ – Podiums are for Pussies!  The real action is at the back of the pack where we spend twice as long as you out on the course – let’s see you man up and slow down on Sunday – see how you cope being out on the course for more than 2 Hrs. – where real men sweat.  Anyone can exercise for just two hours – can you hold it for 3?  Eh, eh?

 

Andy ‘Head on the Clouds’ Kennedy – will be cruising at 20,000ft but needs to watch out for the yellow Exocet Missile hunting him down.  Watch the skies Fly Boy!

 

Claire ‘Dog Whisperer’ McLernon – you’re going to need a team of Huskies to pull you along on Sunday.  ‘Keep the Faith’ is after the title of Head Woman on the virtual cellblock H that is the Women’s section of Lisburn Tri Club.  Just watch your back in the showers, that’s all I’m saying!

 

Michael ‘2nd Best Triathlete in my house ‘ McLernon – is desperately hoping that he won’t get Chicked.  Not by his Missus but by Desy!  “Strong in this one the Bromance is” (Said in a Yoda style voice over)

 

Aaron ‘Surprisingly Soft Hands – AKA The Massagist’ – Ok so you’re now an Ironman but you still like nothing more than slathering up with Cream and rubbing the legs of a hairy man!  Well this is one set of hairy legs you ain’t gonna get near on Sunday and the only rubbing will be to wipe away a tiny tear as it tumbles down your cheek.  Lather up Phoebe, things are gonna’ get slippy!

 

Paul ‘Not always’ Wright – You may be improving fast but is it enough at this stage of the season?  Big questions being asked and I hope you have the answers.  Time to confront your inner Paxman!

 

Paul ‘I’m not Sherlock’ Watson – Man enough to do a 70.3 in Norway and throw himself in to an Arctic Ice bath in the name of charity but can you handle the sewerage in the Lagan and still hold it together.  I think not!  I’m going to make you crumble like a crumbly thing on St. Crumbles Day.  Save your tears for the finish line Big Lad!

 

Donald ‘The Peninsula Machine’ Smith – General all around hard-core nutcase who couldn’t join a decent Tri Club so had to go with the North Down Prawn Sandwich Brigade instead.  You know you’re going down quicker than a Holywood Celebrity on a hacked Sex Tape!  The Machine is creaking and may get taken to pieces for scrap after “The Explosion” nukes it!

 

One final mention for someone who is just too AWESOME to even bother racing.  The man. The legend in his own lunchbox. The Entrepreneur. The inventor of the No Training – Training Plan.  The one, The only. Stanley ‘The AWESOME Laird of Tullynacross’ Edgar.  So frightened of what I was going to do to him at this race he had to send Edgar Junior to race in his stead.

That’s not going to work either Stan the Man!  You can’t send a boy to do a Man’s job.

Although…. when that Boy swims like a fish, rides like a doped up East German and Runs like Mo Farah after a Quorn Burger, it could spell trouble.  I think James ‘The Prodigy’ Edgar may be my only serious competition on Sunday – but only if he brings his A (for AWESOME) game.

 

 

OK, enough smack talk.  If I have forgotten anyone, sorry, but you’re not even on my radar.  You are a mere gnat on my windscreen!

 

I am of course only joking and firmly expect to have my Ass handed to me on Sunday and watch everyone fly past at various stages along the course.

It promises to be a great day of racing and it’s fantastic to see so many from Lisburn Tri Club out kicking Butt.

Race well everyone and let’s support the Hell out of each other on the way round. Lots of encouragement and High Fives along the way!

 

Let’s do it People.


Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Ironman Switzerland Sunday 27th July 2014 - Race Report

Ironman Switzerland - Zurich 27th July 2014



This is it. The big event that I had spent the best part of nine months training for. Endless hours and miles of biking, running and swimming to get to the start line in Zurich. 

Conscious of making sure that I minimised all chances of things going wrong, we set out for Dublin in plenty of time to park the car and get checked in.

Once in the airport we grabbed a bite to eat and saw Stanley with his family.  Stanley and James were watching the commonwealth games triathlon on the iPad, so I didn't need an excuse to hook myself up and with it too.

It killed some time in the airport and also gave me a chance see the Brownlees absolute destroy the field and dominate for gold and silver. It was great to see them be successful again.

Down at the gate we also caught up with Arran, Laura-Jayne and baby Jacob.  That was three of the Lisburn posse in place, the other four, being Nelson, Jenna, Aaron and Jonny would be making their own routes down to Zurich and we would met up with them down the over the next day or do.

Rather surprisingly the flight to Zurich was less than two hours and we were treated to some beautiful Swiss countryside on out decent in to the airport.  I did notice that it looked to be pretty "rolling" and made me wonder if I had put in enough effort on the hills during training.  Too late to worry about it now anyway.

One. Of the biggest challenges of the weekend turned out to be negotiating the exit from the airport to the train station, booking tickets and then selecting the train.  Somehow Stanley managed to bag himself some first class tickets for the 15 minute journey which was both accidental and unnecessary and they wound up with us in the cheap seats.

If we thought that the airport station was complicated, then we were in a world of trouble I the main Zurich station which was massive.

All of us wandering around like lost sheep trying to find a way out.  Finally after a bit of assistance we got out and manage to locate our hotel. The McKee clan headed their own way to locate their residence.

"Red light district. Ooh suits you sir!"

I knew when I booked out hotel that it was located in the red lit district of Zurich but dragging our bags up to the hotel from the station we were literally smacked in the face by it. Hookers I tell ya, hookers.  

All dressed up and no one to blow, was a thought that went retouch my mind as they stood waiting to pick up some passing trade. This scene was complemented by the neo-Nazi themed bar a few doors down. 

Food was the priority as it was getting late and we were all pretty hungry.
Eventually we found somewhere to eat and I succumbed to the enticement of Stanley for me to have a beer.  I had planned to be Alcohol free until the race but he talked me in to having a beer, or two!  To be honest I didn’t need much encouragement at all!

In true Swiss style the waiter shut everything down bang on the stroke of Midnight.
Talk about being efficient and on time!

Pre-Race

Prior to the race I was keen to get some short confidence boosting activities in, not because it adds any fitness but more that it just calms the nerves and keeps me loose.

So, Friday morning saw Arran and I head out for a short 4 mile run out to the start area and Expo along the lake. This was at a nice easy pace and allowed us to build the excitement as the stands and finish chute were just being finished off.

Later that afternoon we took advantage of the great weather and pretty much everyone from the Club, plus kids and partners headed out to the lake for a practice swim.

At this stage we still didn’t know if it would be a wetsuit swim or whether they would be banned if the water temp was above 24.5 Deg C.  Fortunately at this stage the water was around 21 and it felt great.  The swim went really well and it certainly gave me a bit more confidence again.  We topped it off with a running entry and dive in via the Australian Exit.  It’s funny how you can feel like an elite ITU athlete and envisage that you look svelte and cool as you enter the water with a running dive.  The reality is somewhat different when it’s clear that we look like Buffalo heading in to the watering hole.  Not very pretty.

Following the swim we all headed together to the Race Briefing (in English).  This was cosy little affair with just about 700 of us in a marquee in close to 30 Degree temperatures. 

Luckily for me, Stanley and I had to leave a wee bit early to go and collect our bikes which had been shipped over from Belfast for us.

I would definitely recommend this option for anyone travelling for an Ironman. It is a bit more expensive but saves all the hassle of travelling with in ungainly bike bag and removes the potential for mechanical numpties like me, to make a complete balls of putting the bike back together with the forks the wrong way round or something.

Back to the Hotel and then out for dinner with the whole gang.  It was great to get pretty much everyone together for a meal, even if poor Jonny got completely screwed by the Taxi driver on the way over.  Hopefully the nice meal took the bad taste out of his mouth, (Happily he managed to get a tram back to his hotel for a fraction of the cost of the rip off Taxi-Bastard)

I’d agreed with Arran, Jonny and Aaron that we would take a run out the next morning pretty early to get a ride up Heartbreak Hill, which is a famous part of the course near the finish area.  It’s short but steep section which is lined by thousands of people on race day.

As Arran and I rolled out from our meeting point in the City centre en-route to meet the other Boys, Arran’s front wheel went in to a Tram Track which then sucked in the rear wheel.

I heard the familiar scraping noise as Arran hit the deck on his left side  while still clipped in to the bike.

This scared the crap out of me and I was really concerned for him as he had cut his knee and leg up and was nursing his shoulder.

In typically hard-core McKee style he was back up on the bike in a minute and riding out again.  He said he was OK but the shoulder was pretty sore. (Interestingly he told me that he had broken this Collar bone about 20yrs ago)

Anyway, after the excitement of the spill, we met up with Jonny and Aaron and hit Heartbreak Hill.

Now I’d been doing quite a bit of training on a big hill near home and when I rode up Heartbreak Hill I thought it was actually fine and reassuringly, nothing to be worried about at all.  That was a relief I thought.

The afternoon was spent watching my good friend Alex compete in the 5150 (Olympic Distance) race in the pouring rain.  It was pretty miserable but Alex cracked out a pretty impressive time given his moderate training in the run in to the race.



After handing over some more of my hard earned cash to the Ironman / WTC benevolent fund in the Expo and getting even more Ironman M Dot branded things that I didn’t really need, (but felt I must as it’s important to let every who is ever likely to see you, know that you are an Ironman by wearing all items of clothing with an M Dot, drink from an M Dot cup, dry off with an M Dot towel and shave intimate regions of your undercarriage with an M Dot razor) we headed back to the Hotel.

Following a good meal we were off to bed a bit earlier in anticipation of a dreadful night’s sleep and an really early start.

Race Day

The Alarm went off at 4AM and it woke me which meant that I must have actually got some sleep.  Surprising but not unwelcome.

Conveniently the hotel had quite a few Ironman athletes staying in it, so breakfast was open from 4.30 and it wasn’t a bad spread at all but I had come armed with my two porridge pots just in case there was nothing else.

The porridge followed by a roll and some juice was enough to get me set up.

The 5AM taxi to take Stanley, Nelson, Jenna and I to the start area was late in arriving.  As if we didn’t have enough trouble focussing the pelvic floor muscles in the act of sphincter constriction the additional 15 minute wait testing even the toughest bowel control out.

Once out at the Race site, the lake looked perfectly calm, unlike the aforementioned bowels, and it was time to go in to OCD mode and get organised for the race.

Once I checked everything a few times over and was satisfied that it was all in order, all the Guys from the Club got together for a photo before we split and went out own ways for the race.  I have to say I think that he photo is fantastic,
 
 
The race this year was in two wave starts for the Age Groupers.  The Pros started at 6.45AM, AGs aiming for a sub 1H10Min swim went at 6.50AM and then the rest of us at 6.55AM.  I was happy to stand with Stanley in the holding Pen for the 6.55AM start.  We kept each other amused as the rather dull Swiss National Anthem was played and pretty quickly afterwards, the Pros were off.
Nerves were now jangling.


The Swim.

Well over 1000 of us ambled across the timing mate and on to the small beach for the start of the swim.  Stanley and I were sticking pretty close together, which was probably stupid, as there was no way in hell we could stick together in the carnage that would be the swim.

BANG!  The gun goes and we’re off, after a few careful steps to get in to the water I was swimming pretty much immediately and it was the usual carnage as I expected.  Literally a foaming, bubbling, kicking, punching washing machine of humanity.

The swim course is two loops of a square, with the second loop taking a diagonal route out to the first turn buoy.

From past experience in Frankfurt I thought that things would even out a bit after the first buoy which was about 600M out and I might get a bit of clear water. But no! It was total mayhem for the full first loop and I don’t think I swam for more than 5 metres without having to slap someone’s feet or have someone swim over me, across me, in to me or grab my ankles and help themselves to a free pull along.  This was by far the busiest swim I have ever done, not all that rough, just really busy.

I’d been hoping for a swim of about 1.15 -1.20 and had worked out in my head that the first loop was about 200M and the second would be about 1800M, so I hoped to be out of the first loop at 40 minutes.

As I swam under the bridge and round to the Australian Exit I was feeling good and pretty relaxed and comfortable with my swim. Very much under control and this was reinforced when I checked my watch running across the short stretch of land to get back in for loop two.  I was bang on exactly 40 minutes. Things were going well.

Loop two turned out to be significantly longer than loop one.  I don’t know how I misjudged it, but it wasn’t helped by a decent bit of swell that had stirred up over the last 10 minutes or so.  There was chop and a as I turned in to the wind on the leg parallel to shore, it became a much harder swim in to the wind and chop.

The good news was that it had thinned out a bit but to be honest at this stage I would have been glad of some other people to hide behind and draft off but alas there was a limited choice.

I worked hard through the rest of the swim and readjusted my goal exit time to 1.26 as I knew I was going slower with the conditions.

Back round under the Bridge again and on to the exit ramp.  I got a bit of a hand from a volunteer to get me standing up and then made my way through to T1.  Just over 1H 26Mins for the swim.  Not exactly what I wanted but not bad and I felt really good at this point which was the most important thing.

T1

My nemesis.  Anyone who has ever read one of my race reports before knows that T1 is where I tend to enter some sort of space time continuum and what appears to be just a couple of minutes to me inside The Matrix is actually more like about half an hour to the normal world.

This time I was prepared!  I was going to race in my Tri suit, so no need to change in to cycling gear and I had all my gear loaded on the bike and really didn’t need anything apart from a quick dry off, put on my shoes and get going.

Jonny was sitting there as I walked in to the changing tent pretty much ready to go, resplendent in his Lisburn Tri Club Cycling gear.  After a few words of encouragement shared between us he was off.  He was looking pretty fresh too which was great to see.

 
Somehow, completely inexplicably, I managed to take over 9 minutes to get out of T1. Personally I blame the really long run out for about 2 minutes of that time, but I still took far too long.  No excuses.

The Bike

This is the area where I hoped that I would make up some time over my previous Ironman bike split of just under 7H15Mins in Frankfurt.

I was disappointed in Frankfurt and all through my training I had worked hard on the bike, training faster and doing more long rides than last time with the aim of going faster round Zurich and leaving me in decent enough shape for the Marathon afterwards.  This was going to be the test now!

The first 30KM of the bike is out through the City and along the lake shore.  This is a flat section and pretty fast.  My aim was to stay well within my heart rate zones and keep to a steady 17-18MPH speed through this first section. Within 10KMs I found that I wasn’t making quite the progress I had hoped and was being passed by A LOT of people. I was averaging the right speed but seemed to be going a lot slower than others but I just reckoned I would see them again later on s I hoped they might slow down while I stayed steady.

The first 30KMs passed OK once I settled in, got some fluids and food on-board.

My nutrition strategy was to drink to thirst and eat a flapjack every hour and take on a Gel every half hour.  It was noticeable that there was a lot of drafting going on along this flat section, partly it couldn’t be helped because there are so many athletes but also because some people are just CHEATING BASTARDS!

After 30K the course turns inland away from the shore and there is a bit of a climb for a mile or two before getting in to some lovely Swiss countryside and villages.  The terrain is mostly rolling and the road surfaces are very good which makes progress very civilised.

Crowd support was just OK, there weren’t too many people out but those who did bother setting their Cuckoo clocks and getting out of bed were really supportive and I would soon get used to the ubiquitous “HOPP HOPP” shouts of support.

I knew that there were two main climbs on the course, the first of which was called “The Beast.”  On paper this looked to be OK, nothing more serious than I had done in training and nothing to be worried about.

At about the 30 mile mark, I turned on to a side road and there it was! I could see a Switchback bend up ahead and a steady stream of cyclists moving slowly up a hill ahead of me.  I shifted in to the small ring on the bike and settled in.

The hill was definitely tough, not a mad gradient but enough to let me know that I was gaining elevation rather quickly.

Surprisingly I felt pretty good and I was the one overtaking people, literally about 50 of them, on the way up.

I thought the climb was over as I rounded a bend, only to be confronted by another stretch of climb, then the same thing happened again – more climb!

At the side of the road, an English Guy was standing cheering everyone on and saying that we were near the top.  I’d heard that sort of thing before and was wary of being too optimistic as my hopes have been dashed on the rocks of lying spectators before.

Luckily for me he wasn’t telling lies and I was only about half a mile from the top.

All in all I’d gained over 200m in about 2.5 miles.  Tough but not too much tougher than the Pond Park Road – just longer.

I was now looking forward to a lengthy descent to the lake shore again, however I couldn’t believe what was next.

A bloody relentless climb followed for the next 3 or 4 miles.  This was just cruelty.  This wasn’t outlined on the course map.  Where the hell had this come from.  This was harder than The Beast. 

Lots of thoughts of injustice and incredulity but I just kept plugging along and it was one of those climbs that could be done in the Big Ring but just was a real grind.  So, I ground it out.

It did eventually end and I was rewarded with a monster descent which included some fairly hairy speeds which caused a stench of burning rubber from my brake pads and a stench of “Brown Adrenaline” from the back of my Tri Shorts!

I chickened out and held the brakes at about 45MPH on one of the descents as the road was a touch wet and I noticed I was the only one going anywhere near that speed.  Did everyone else know something I didn’t?  I like to think I’m a reasonable descender but I’m not reckless or stupid, so I engaged the brain and slowed down.

Coming off the hill I swept back down on to the Lake shore road and back in towards Zurich.  A couple of miles out of before Zurich City centre I noticed my Son Ben and Stanley’s son Andrew and waved at them, slightly bemused why they were so far down the course.  It turned out that the entrepreneurial Edgar Boys had decided to raid aid stations for discarded Drinks bottles which could be taken home, cleaned and sold. No guesses where they get that sort of spirit from, eh Stanley?

Crossing the Bridge in Zurich I saw Keara, Rosemary and the other kids and gave them a nonchalant wave and tried to look as casual and fresh as I could.  To be honest I was feeling really decent and was on for about a 3H15Min first half of the bike.

The next challenge was back past the Start / Finish area and out to do Heartbreak Hill which I was feeling confident about as we had ridden it the day before and it was fine.

Unfortunately it turns out we had ridden the wrong part of the Hill and when I turned on to it I was confronted with something quite a bit steeper than I thought it would be.

“Don’t panic” I thought, just get a gear and settle in, and that’s what I did.  The crowds on the hill were fantastic and it was a narrow gap between people to get the bike through.  That was a real buzz.

Once again there was another fast steep descent off the hill and then a fast flat back to the start area for Lap 2.  I had gone through lap 1 in 3H17Mins which was not too bad and relatively on track for what I had hoped.

I passed the family again on the way out of Town and settled in for the ride along the shore.

This time however I was not feeling so good.  Something had crept up on me and I was feeling pretty weak.  My average of 18MPH along this stretch last time was now a slovenly 15MPH and I was working harder for that speed too.

The wind had picked up which didn’t help but I was just feeling rather empty and flat.

I realised that I hadn’t been as strict about getting my nutrition in as I should have been.  The Flapjacks were proving hard to get down as they were a bit dry.  So I chucked in a few more gels and decided to stop at the next aid station at 30k for some gels, bars and a loo stop.

The stop and gels must have done the trick because by 40k I was feeling better and stronger again, just as well as “The Beast” was looming again.

I wasn’t as confident this time around of felling comfortable up it, but as it turned out it went OK.  Not brilliant but OK.  I ground it out and manage to pass a few more people on the way up again.

The English Guy was still there and when I remarked on that to him, he said “It’s Ok.  I can go and get a Coffee and stand here, you can’t.”  Good point well-made sir.

Now that I knew what was coming with the next big long grind I settled myself for another slog and decided to try and eat whilst going up this one.

I’d grabbed a Power-Bar at the aid station, unwrapped it and stuck it to my handlebars.
(Just shows what sticky sugary crap these bars are when you can actually stick it to your equipment.)
I ate it OK and was glad to get to the top and enjoy the descent.  Except I didn’t enjoy the descent.

Halfway down there was a spectator waving his hands at me to slow down.  It thought he was just being Swiss and didn’t like me going too fast but as I got further down there were more people doing the same and then Marshals with Flags too.

I saw the reason why.
At the side of the road was nice Carbon bike in about six pieces.  In the field beside me was an Air Ambulance with a group of medics working on a guy on a backboard on a stretcher with a drip in him.

Bloody hell, if he came off at anything close to my speed he was in real trouble.
This shook me up a bit and brought home the importance of race time versus just getting round safely.

Back along the lakeshore, over the bridge and out for another go at Heartbreak Hill. 
As I got to the bottom of the Hill I saw my mate Nelson at the side of the road with the Bike Mechanics.  He shouted to me that his gears had gone in to his wheel and that he would have to finish in a single gear.  That was going to be fun for him on this climb I thought.

Sadly this time most of the crowds had decided I wasn’t worth waiting for and had buggered off to watch faster people already out on the run.  Can’t really blame them.

As I neared the top of the hill there was a bit of a crowd and the rider ahead of me decided to put on a show and got out of the saddle and sprinted the 30 metres to the top.  The crowd loved it and looked expectantly at me.
I waved them off saying NO NO NO.  Then I thought why the hell not?
So I got out of the saddle and hit a full sprint for about 30 Metres over the top, and I got lots of slaps on the back and HOPPS from my adoring Swiss Fans.  It was great and I’m glad I did it.

I came off the Hill and pushed hard back to T2, making sure I was spinning the legs as quickly as possible to flush them out ahead of the run.

I crossed the mat in 5H55Mins.  Slower than I had hoped but not too bad and it left me broadly on track for a 13 Hour finish time.  The best news was that I was feeling pretty fresh for the Marathon ahead.

T2

As I got off the bike and ran in to transition the thing that I noticed was that my legs felt really good even running in cycling shoes over grass. This might be a good sign.

I grabbed my Transition bag after racking the bike and got my shoes on, slapped on a bit of sun cream and headed out for the run.
I’m still not sure how I took quite so long as I didn’t really have an awful lot to do but it still took me longer than I had hoped.


The Run

As bizarre as it sounds, I’d been really looking forward to this part of the day.

Running is what I’m best at.  I’m not fast in comparison to a lot of people but it’s my favourite part of the day and I enjoy the long distances like Marathons.
In fact this was going to be my 13th time over the Marathon distance. Lucky for some and I hoped it would be lucky for me too.

Running out of transition there was a decent enough crowd and the encouragement was nice as I headed on to the course.

The Marathon route is made up of four loops of the same route which would take us through several parks in Zurich as well as along the lake shore. It promised to be a pretty nice run and most importantly it was almost entirely flat.

I had mentally broken down the run in to the four loops which made it easier for me to get a grip on my approach and mental game.

Loop 1 would be a chance to familiarise myself with the route as I really didn’t know it at all. It would also be a chance for me to check out aid stations, loosen my legs and hopefully find some sort of steady pace.

Loop two would be when I would consolidate the pace and really get the hydration and nutrition going well.  Loop three was one where I knew I would probably have to dig in as the route would no longer be a novelty and this was roughly from mile 14 through to 20, typically when things can go VERY wrong in a marathon.

Loop four would be the most pleasurable loop as I knew if I was still upright and in half reasonable shape going in to this loop that I had it in the bag.  Should I have to walk it in I knew I would still be an Ironman again.
So I set out with the plan in mind.

Almost immediately I had to run up a small pedestrian footbridge and over some uneven paving and towards the first aid station.  I also had to slow down as I was feeling great and running at about 8min per mile pace.  WAY too fast.

Shortly after the aid station we went through an underpass with a short sharp incline back up to the street.  I ran up it and passed quite a few people who were walking.  I made a mental note that I might walk it the next times.

The great benefit of a looped Ironman Marathon course is that you constantly seem to be near an aid station.  In reality they are only ever about a mile apart but in some cases they feel even closer.  It’s just a running buffet and I was making the most of it with Crisps, Pretzels, Powerbars, Water, Isotonic drinks and Coke.  Although I was determined to say of the Coke until I really felt like I needed it because once you’re on it you’re hooked.  You can’t afford to take some then come of it as the Sugar spike and then drop will kill you.  You’ve gotta stay high all the time man!

The loop then carries on through a Park and loops out and back a road and back in to another Park with a little slope that I decided would be a “walker” the next times around.

As I exited the Park I was given the first of my coloured bands which signify which lap you are on.  Just another three of these to go!

The rest of the course follows through a couple more park areas and out over the main Bridge at the heart of Zurich and along the other side of the lake shore before a turnaround point heads you back towards the bridge.

The bridge was an important point for me as it was where Keara and the kids along with Stanley’s family had based themselves.
The support and encouragement from them can’t have a value placed on them.  Knowing they are there meant that I got a spring in my step for about half a mile before reaching them, as I didn’t want to look like a tired old fart as I got to them and then the encouragement I got from them spurred me on for another half mile after seeing them.



It’s a long day for spectators and I was so grateful to them all for being so positive and upbeat every time they saw me.  I’m not sure I would have been as enthusiastic if it had have been me standing there the whole day.  They were FANTASTIC!

I completed loop one, which in a sadistic twist takes you literally right past the finishing chute.  This is both motivating but also tough as you need to run past the finish line and see other people being called out as an Ironman knowing that I would have to pass it three times before entering it to get a call out myself.

I just put the head down and focussed on getting round the next loop.

Loop two went reasonably well but I started to feel really hungry. At Ironman Frankfurt they served a delicious Apple Cake at the Aid stations and this meant that I felt filled up, whereas this time I was relying on Gels, crisps and pretzels which were giving me energy and salt etc. but not making me feel like I had anything in my stomach.  I was beginning to worry about running empty and bonking,

I slowed my pace down to protect my energy reserves and hoed that by the time I got round to Keara that I would be able to get her to grab a muffin or something for me.

When I did pass her, I asked her to get something stodgy that would fill me up and when I got back around to her again on the return leg she had a nice Panetone bun for me.

Sadly it was dry and I just couldn’t get it down, even after dipping it in water and creating a soggy God-awful mess that in normal circumstances I wouldn’t have served to the Dog, I just couldn’t swallow it.
At this point I was also in need of the Loo and not just for a quick wee!

I decided to use the Porta-loos just before the finish line as there were plenty of them and I wouldn’t have to queue.
I ran up to one, opened the door and the Gates of Hell burned in to my eyes.
Whichever poor unfortunate soul had been in there obviously just exploded and left what was left of their Colon-rectal tract all over the place.
I have never quite seen anything like it – floor, walls, toilet seat, sink and door were all covered in the output from a day’s worth of eating gels and sports drinks.
Holding back a gag I quickly closed the door.

I waved my hands at the German Guy standing behind me waiting to go in and intimated for him to find another loo but he ignored and opened the door to go on in!

As I moved off to another loo, I could hear him shout out in disgust and saw him quickly slam the door to the seven depths of shitty hell behind him.

I’m still not sure if there was a person buried under the piles of shit in that Porta-loo but I wasn’t going to check, but I do know that whoever it was probably ran a lot faster as they were probably about 10lbs lighter for the rest of the Marathon.

My loo stop cost me about 10 minutes, of which about 5 minutes were spent trying to wrestle myself in and out of a soaking wet skin-tight Tri-suit in the claustrophobic foul smelling cubicle.  It certainly added an interesting dynamic to the day and made me want to avoid any more trips to the Loo!

Going in to Loop 3 I decided that the best way to maintain pace and avoid a potential bonk was to go on the Coke, and was I ever glad that I did.  It was warm and flat which is normally disgusting but this was Manna from Heaven and I gladly wolfed down two cups at every aid station along the way.  Sugar Buzz doesn’t even come close to describing it.

I was like a four year old who’d fallen in to a vat of Skittles and refused to surface until they were all done.
Feeling suitably sugared up I kept pushing on. Only stopping outside of aid stations to get some Vaseline as I was beginning to chafe a bit.  FIVE minutes to get Vaseline!!

The Swiss are so efficient I had to fill in and sign a form like a bloody accident report just to get a blob of Vaseline!!  Unbelievable!

It would put you off lubing up…..almost!

Loop three was the last time I saw Keara and the Kids at the Bridge as they decided to head back towards the finish area to see me finish after my next loop.

I also saw Arran on the last mile of his Marathon heading for home and looking good despite his sore shoulder.

A bit further on I saw Aaron finishing out his last loop and it was great to say to him that he was going to be an Ironman.  He was looking pretty fresh and moving well with a big smile.

Big Jonny was looking good but slowing down a bit and I could tell I was gaining on him as we progressed through the loops, but he was looking well in control and enjoying the experience.

Sadly Jenna was having a tough time.  She had crashed on the bike and was now having some severe digestive problems which had reduced her last two loops to a walk and she was making slow progress but was showing massive determination that I admired just to walk and run where possible and get the job done.

Nelson was having a bit of trouble with an old injury and was walking a bit when I last saw him but he was laughing and talking to another competitor and seemed to be soaking up the atmosphere and crowd support.

Stanley is one of the best endurance runners I know and I knew he would do well on the marathon.  Every time I saw him he was looking smooth and he had that easy running style and I knew he was going to finish really strongly.

My last lap was when I decided that I wasn’t going to bonk after all and I wanted to finish as strong as I could.  I upped the pace a bit but still felt very comfortable and pressed on harder than I had done for the previous three laps.

Coming through the park I celebrated getting my fourth armband knowing that should I have to crawl the next 4 miles that I would be an Ironman again.

As I crossed the bridge for the last time, Rosemary, James and Andrew gave me a massive cheer and said they would see me later on. I was on such a high that I think my pace over the last mile was around 8.30 per mile which is not bad at th end of an Ironman.

As I came round to the finish chute I was determined to do two things. Firstly do another jump like I did in Frankfurt and even more importantly I wanted Paul Kaye, the MC for the event, to call out my name and to hear him declare me an Ironman.

Approaching the finish chute I saw Keara, Erin and Ben in the stand and managed to give them a high five and they were going bananas. It was incredible.

I ran down the finish chute and did another big jump in the air and Paul Kaye was standing there and as I ran towards him I pointed at my number and shouted for him to call me out.  Obligingly as I crossed the line I heard, “Jeff Curry, YOU are and IRONMAN!”

It was fantastic and led me to do another massive jump as I crossed under the finish arch.
Subsequently the photo of this has come out and I have to say it is not just my best finisher photo ever, but one of the best I have seen.



I got the medal placed around my neck and the emotions and enormity of what I had achieved just hit me.  I was a two time Ironman and had knocked over half an hour off my last time and finished in 13H 8Mins and 56Secs. I was delighted and glad to be finished.

Within 20 metres of the finish line I had a glass of beer (non-alcoholic) in my hand and was talking to Keara and the kids as they had come down from the stand. 

I just wanted to get out and hug them all but I had to get round the barriers first.

Once I got round it was fantastic to see them and see how much it meant to them that I had finished and done well.  They have been through the journey with me and put up with the enormous disruption to family life that it causes.



The hugs were the best and I was on such a high that I just couldn’t stop talking.  The weeks’ worth of Caffeine that I had taken in with the Coke probably played a factor in that.
Eventually I started to get cold and went off to get changed and get some food in the Athletes Village.

When I got back round to them we hooked up with Aaron who had a stormer of a race and was relaxing with his family.

We were then all able to see Jenna and Jonny crossing the line and become Ironmen and then Nelson not too much afterwards.
It was fantastic to be there with friends and Club-mates supporting each other and share the emotional high.

 


Stanley wasn’t too much longer and it was great to know that all seven of us had finished and were Ironmen!




My buzz continued and I was glad to get my hands on a real beer and enjoy it with the guys as we would be heading off early the next morning on holiday and not be able to see everyone the next day.

Conclusions

For me this was always going to be a different experience to Frankfurt as it was second time around.  You always remember your first and that is very true for most things in life.

I’ll be honest, I found the training for Zurich a bit harder to keep the motivation levels as high as they had been two years ago for Frankfurt.

I still wanted to achieve the finish just as much but I was definitely not just as dedicated to the achievement of every single training session every week along the way.

I think that was partly to do with having a heavier focus on my bike training and maybe being a little bit relaxed at times about what was coming.  I didn’t feel too stressed through training and I was massively encouraged by obvious signs that my fitness was improving along the way with PBs in 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Sprint and Half Iron distance Tris.

I was literally in the shape of my life and it felt good.
So, did this equate to the dream race for me.  It was very close but just not quite there, which I think is normal.

I am delighted with my finish time and all the ‘ifs and buts’ following a race make me think I should have gone sub 13Hrs but I’m not that worried really.

Training peaked at about the right time for me but I do think that I peaked about 3 weeks too early on the bike.  I really needed just to carry some of the longer ride endurance through a bit closer to race time but it just wasn’t possible.  My run training was brilliant and it came through strongly on the Marathon and I felt pretty much at ease the whole way through that.

I have been so fortunate to the have the support of Keara, Erin and Ben through the long 9 months’ worth of training, It is a long time and a massive commitment and disruption on family life.  This can’t be underestimated and Ironman training is a hugely selfish activity which requires an understanding family, which I’m very lucky to have.

Keara has been a rock throughout and been supportive and encouraging in the right measures.  It’s a long day out on a solo effort but the reality is that the training is truly a team effort.

The depth of the support is reflected in the total training effort to get to the start line.

292 Training sessions at 340Hrs

·         Swimming 61 Sessions for a total of 80 Miles

·         Cycling 181 Sessions for a total of 3000 Miles over 185 Hrs.

·         Running 92 Sessions for a total of 722 Miles over 98 Hrs.
 
It was also fantastic to be doing the event with Buddies from the Club and also to have been able to train throughout the whole thing with the club, especially out on the bike with Mark ‘Psycho’ Vaudrey, Ian ‘Big Ring’ Pollard and Nelson ‘The Fall Guy’ Shanks.  Many others put up with me along the way but these guys had the misfortune of my company on a lot of occasions.

I also credit the introduction of some speed to my running for the first time ever to Brendan ‘Hard as’ Stone for kicking my Ass on our lunchtime Tempo Runs.  They hurt like hell at times but really paid off.

I will not be doing another Ironman.  I will however continue to do Marathons and other Tris up to the Half Iron distance.  This will keep me motivated and hopefully fit and healthy.

I’ve loved this experience and would encourage anyone thinking of it just to go and do it. As Ironman say – “Anything is Possible.”

Sorry for the length of this blog but I wanted to get it all out there for my future reference as much as anything else.