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Tuesday 23 September 2014

Set backs, non fractures, drop outs and a clean stretch. It's been an interesting two weeks.

Tuesday 23rd September 2014

Getting back to it again.
Since Titanic Triathlon which was over two weeks ago I've been suffering from a pretty severe foot injury.  I've no idea what it was but it left me literally hopping on one leg at times as I couldn't out weight on my left foot.
It got to the point that last Monday saw me in Casualty at the Royal Victoria getting an X-Ray as I was getting concerned that it may have been fractured.  Thankfully it wasn't and their best guess was some sort of severe Tendon strain.  Prescribed some Mind blowingly strong Ibuprofen which had similar medical qualities to Magic Mushrooms and a bit of rest off the foot.



Eventually I managed to get back on the bike a bit towards the end of last week for a commute and then I tackled Parkrun for my first run in two weeks.

Parkrun went well enough - I didn't push on too hard but went reasonably well and finished up only 15 seconds off my Wallace Parkrun PB time.  More importantly the foot felt OK.

This week I managed to get back on the bike again and commute in and out of work and recently I've been using the Tow Path a bit as it's longer and means I can get a few extra miles in.
It might be dodgy enough in the dark and wet in winter but I'll stick with it as long as I can.

Tonight was my first serious enough run back again.
I set out with the goal of doing 7.5 miles in an hour and I'm delighted that I managed over 7.6 miles at an average pace of 07:49 per mile.  It felt tough but do-able which is encouraging.

Disappointingly I had to miss the Stena Triathlon because of the injury and I also withdrew from the Causeway Coast Marathon next weekend as I just couldn't risk the foot on the rough off road course.
This leaves me with a five week stretch through to Dublin Marathon and hopefully I can stay injury free and get a decent stretch of training in before then.

I've also swapped the Causeway entry over to another race in Mid November which is the Tollymore Marathon.  This is an off road Trail marathon through Tollymore Forest Park.  in the back of my mind is the thought of doing the 40 Mile Ultra Marathon version of it but that might be a bit much.  I'll make the call after the Dublin Marathon and see how the body is coping after it.

Onwards and Upwards - hopefully!

Monday 8 September 2014

Belfast Titanic Triathlon - Race Report

The pressure was on for this race big time.

After my Last blog post filled with Smack talk and calling out all and sundry I felt like I had to deliver a half reasonable performance.  I knew that I was going to get a good ole Ass Whipping from most of the Guys in the Club and that there would be some tight contests with the rest of them.

This was my first attempt at the Titanic Triathlon and my first time over the Olympic distance in three years.  I was looking forward to giving this distance a rattle again and also a bit wary of swimming in the River Lagan, which is never renowned for its cleanliness.

The Trash talk certainly stirred things up a bit and thankfully everyone took it in the manner in which it was given.

The Swim

After getting all set up in Transition, we headed over the bridge to the start point for the swim which started on the Odyssey Arena side of the river and it would be an out and back loop of 1500M, getting out of the water on the opposite bank.

We seemed to spend a really long time treading water before the start but once we got going things turned out to be pretty tight.  Even though the race was in wave starts, the effect of funnelling the swim between a span of the bridge meant that it got a bit congested.  This combined with the murky water and blinding sunlight on the right side led to a problematic start in terms of sighting and getting some open water to swim in.

It thinned out a bit after about 400M and I started doing my usual trick of drifting left instead of swimming straight.

The water quality was surprisingly good but it was incredibly salty.  Probably the saltiest water I have swum in.  Every mouthful was disgusting and I just hoped that the high salt content would kill off all the other bugs that no doubt lived in the water too.

As I rounded the first buoy to swim across and then back, I was glad to change direction as my breathing to the right meant that I had been getting blinded by the bright sun the whole way up this stretch.

Shortly after beginning the stretch for home I saw my mate Donald swimming alongside me.  He didn’t see me at all but I tried to keep on his toes and managed to do so for about 300M but then I drifted left again and lost touch with him.  Pity, as he came out of the water about a minute ahead of me and I’d love to have been getting out with him.

Getting out of the water proved to be almost the hardest part of the day.

The ramp up was semi submerged and incredibly slippery.

I got half way up and literally slid back in to eh water again.  Second attempt was no better and I wound up desperately clinging on to the side of the ramp but again slid back in.  The helper who was there shouted for me to grab his hand and at the third attempt I managed to get out of the water. I must have looked like a right Dipstick or drunk but I couldn’t believe how hard it was to get out.

There was a decent crowd of people at the side of the water coming out and I got a few shouts of encouragement along the way, including one from Captain Awesome! (You know who you are!)

T1

T1 went relatively well for me. The time was not fast but a lot better than I would normally do.

The Bike

Out on to the bike and the curse of the dodgy Garmin fitment hit me again. As I fiddled to get it snapped in to place I knocked the button and moved it in to Transition phase – which meant that I would not have any data for the bike ride as I went along.  I was also very slow on actually getting on to the bike as I was doing this and it didn’t go unnoticed by two of my non competing club mates. (Who incidentally were upset at not getting called out in the smack talk blog post!) So thanks to Nelson ‘The Fall Guy / Admiral / I get chicked’ Shanks and Arran ’Hey Wonderboy is your collarbone really broken of is that an excuse to cry off a race?’ McKee.  It’s worthy of note for Nelson that the Chicking is by his Girlfriend, the very talented and fast Jenna ‘Don’t shout at me on the bike in case I fall off’ Henning.  Jenna was also competing and going bloody fast as she always does.

I could hear Nelson shouting at me “You’re meant to start riding now!” as I ran alongside the bike trying to connect the bloody Garmin.

Eventually I got out on the two loop course and tried to go pretty hard.  It was hard to tell how hard I was going without the Garmin but I felt like I was putting in a decent effort and couldn’t wait to see how close I was to the other Guys.

Throughout the bike I just couldn’t close a gap of about 4 minutes on both Donald and Brendan but was managing to just hold off Ian, Stuart and Mark.

The bike went pretty well I thought, despite having my energy bar shaken out of my tri suit pocket on a speed ramp right at the start and just having to survive on a gel and hoping that I wouldn’t bonk later on.

As I came over the bridge and in to T2 I got the fright of my life as my cleat would not come out of the bike and I was suddenly faced with the prospect of looking like a Dick for the second time today.

(Some would argue that it was WAY more than just two times!)

Thankfully just in the nick of time the cleat came out and I managed to get off the bike with some degree of dignity.

My good friend Brian was down spectating and he managed to get a really great photo of me as I passed by the Harland and Wolff crane.  I love the big Cranes because of the family history with the Shipyard and I just love the photo he got.  Definitely one for the scrapbook.

T2

T2 went just as well as T1 but the pressure began to mount as I was joined by Mark and Stuart who had clearly closed the gap on me on the bike and I left T2 just behind Stuart.

I was really looking forward to the run as it has been the part which has been going really well for me.  I haven’t run a full on 10K in quite some time but pre-race I had a target in mind of staying sub 50 minutes and a dream run would be around 48 minutes.

The Run

Out of T2 and Stuart managed to slip ahead of me and I could see him about 20M up ahead.  I managed to bridge the gap and by about half a mile in I had caught up to him and passed.  Instantly I regretted this and thought that I was going out too quick and that Stuart would pass me as I lay in a confused and Bonked out state at some point later in the run.

I put this thought to the back of my mind and just focussed on staying uncomfortably comfortable. (runners will know what I mean by this.)

Another half mile in I caught up to Keith ‘hard as Nails’ Bradley. (Another who I forgot to slag off in the smack talk)  Sadly for me Keith was on his second of the four loops.

I just kept pressing and noticed that I was passing more people than were passing me.  The ones going past me seemed to be ahead of me in terms of their loops, so I was comfortable that I was making progress in my wave anyway.

As I got half way round my second loop I caught up to Aaron who was on his third loop.  We also got passed by Mark at this stage too, he seemed to be really steady and I decided to retain the gap at about 10M if I could.  He did the occasional surge and I had to push on a bit harder to close the gap. Aaron dropped off about midway through his last lap and that left me with just Mark up ahead of me to focus on.

As we got on to the fourth loop I decided to make a bit of a move and upped the pace a bit.  It brought me up to and past Mark and I thought at this point I better try to press on a bit and open the gap.

It seemed to be working although as I got to a turn and looked over my shoulder he was only about 5M behind me. At the next turn I decided I would press hard out of the turn and try to open up a bit of space between us as I really didn’t fancy a spring finish between us. Although the idea of a sprint finish is great, the reality for me may have been a vomit inducing hurl across the line.  Not good at all for a finisher’s photo.

Coming down Chichester Street for the last time I was checking the reflections in the office windows to see if I could spot Mark behind me but I couldn’t see him, so I hoped the surge had worked.

With about 500M to go I sensed someone on my shoulder and I thought it was Mark, so without glancing round I really hit the pace as hard as I could and the person dropped away. As I rounded the last corner and looked over my shoulder I saw that it hadn’t been Mark at all but I just keep the pace up for the last 100M.

It was nice to see some familiar faces at the line and I was delighted to have finished in an overall time of 02:38:49 and most pleasingly of all I managed a run split of 47:23.  The run duel with Mark was really enjoyable and I know that it made me press on when I might not have done. Mark finished about 20 seconds behind me with an almost identical run time.  It was a great contest.

Summary

Overall I’m pretty pleased with a 15 minute PB at this distance but it has reinforced for me that I am too slow on the swim and bike and in reality the most gains can be made on the bike.  I really need to work out a way to get faster on the bike.  On a positive note, my running (which has been limited recently) is still in decent shape and I should try to build on this to get it to another level.

The best part of the day by far was the turn out by Lisburn Triathlon Club.  IT’s fantastic to see how well we are doing with over 20 out racing and the Club celebrating its’ second birthday last week.  It speaks volumes about the people in the Club.

Next up is the Stena Triathlon in two weeks’ time and this will be my last Tri of the season and I’m really looking forward to it.  Goal. Sub 1H20Mins.  Let’s see how that pipedream goes!

Thursday 4 September 2014

LTC Titanic Tri pre race Smacktalk. Bring it Pussies!

OK, I’m now over the massive exhaustion and overwhelming sense of tiredness and fatigue.

Not completing Ironman – but writing the bloody volumes that made up the Zurich race report. Boy that was hard work!

So now it’s time to get back on the blog wagon and maybe lay down a bit of smack talk and spice things up a bit (as if they needed spiced up) ahead of the massive showdown this Sunday that will be The Belfast Titanic Triathlon.

 

I’m not usually one for winding people up or trying to create rivalry!!  I’m a lover not a fighter but I feel compelled to maybe lay some smack-talk at the door of a few people.  As much just to get myself pumped up for the race as much as trying to create a bit of craic.

 

With over 20 of us from the Club doing the Olympic race on Sunday it makes for a perfect opportunity to show the Club in its’ best light but also to enforce the natural pecking order.

 

So here we go with a few ‘call-outs.’

 

First up, Ian ‘Big Ring – never beaten and never will beat Jeff’ Pollard.  Bring the A-Game big fella you’re gonna’ need it.  You’re going to need liquidized Skittles in that Drinks bottle because you’ll be doing more Bonking than a Kiss and Tell Footballer’s Girlfriend when I’m finished with you!  BOOM Yeh!

 

Brendan ‘Sink like a’ Stone – What’s the link between a Sack of Spuds, Danny Welbeck, Da Bomb and Brendan?  They all get dropped.  Get the Lasso ready mate and hand on for grim death.  It’s going to be a fast ride.

 

Hilary ‘Keep The’ Faith – You better make like Madonna and “Just Like a Prayer” hope you don’t get blown away by the ‘Curricane’ and I blow by!

 

Mark ‘Squared’ Gillespie(s) – Both of you! It’s going to take two of you to bring me down and maybe that’s not enough – are you so good they named you twice?  We’ll see!

 

Liam ‘Mrs’ Doyle – Ya Will, Ya Will, Ya Will.  No you won’t, you won’t, you won’t!

 

Patrick ‘Tiny Dancer’ Chapman – better bring your running pumps mate – because I’m going to Lindy-Hop all over your Ass.

 

Stuart ‘Sciatic-Attack’ Menary – I almost feel bad picking on a man with a bad back but I will anyway.  Strap yourself in to your strongest girdle and secure that back because what you’re going to witness is Spine-tingling. 

 

Gavin ‘Just the one Ironman finish eh…?’ McKevitt – let’s see if those Mercurial winged feet of yours will keep you ahead of me as I hunt you down like Snow Leopard chasing a Lemming.  Don’t go throwing yourself off the Lagan Bridge in despair now!

 

Mark ’Jager-Bomber – Headstander- Nutter – Mutter’ – You drank all my Raspberry liqueur! And that just makes me MAD!  That is ALL!

 

Chris ‘Ben’ McNEVISon (Sorry that’s a crap pun) – but you’re going to have a Mountain to climb if you want to beat me.  OK more of a small mound than a mountain but still a rocky path to the Summit.  Bring your crampons because you’re going to have to dig in!

 

Stevie ‘The Man with the Tan’ Bloomer – You better bring some Factor 100 Coconut Oil mate – things are going to get hot and I don’t want your porcelain skin to get a roasting it just can’t handle! KAPOW!

 

Desy ‘Tiny Tears’ McIlkenny – All I can say is keep those tissues handy.  Things are going to be emotional for you!

 

Michael ‘The Eco (Village) Warrior’ – Podiums are for Pussies!  The real action is at the back of the pack where we spend twice as long as you out on the course – let’s see you man up and slow down on Sunday – see how you cope being out on the course for more than 2 Hrs. – where real men sweat.  Anyone can exercise for just two hours – can you hold it for 3?  Eh, eh?

 

Andy ‘Head on the Clouds’ Kennedy – will be cruising at 20,000ft but needs to watch out for the yellow Exocet Missile hunting him down.  Watch the skies Fly Boy!

 

Claire ‘Dog Whisperer’ McLernon – you’re going to need a team of Huskies to pull you along on Sunday.  ‘Keep the Faith’ is after the title of Head Woman on the virtual cellblock H that is the Women’s section of Lisburn Tri Club.  Just watch your back in the showers, that’s all I’m saying!

 

Michael ‘2nd Best Triathlete in my house ‘ McLernon – is desperately hoping that he won’t get Chicked.  Not by his Missus but by Desy!  “Strong in this one the Bromance is” (Said in a Yoda style voice over)

 

Aaron ‘Surprisingly Soft Hands – AKA The Massagist’ – Ok so you’re now an Ironman but you still like nothing more than slathering up with Cream and rubbing the legs of a hairy man!  Well this is one set of hairy legs you ain’t gonna get near on Sunday and the only rubbing will be to wipe away a tiny tear as it tumbles down your cheek.  Lather up Phoebe, things are gonna’ get slippy!

 

Paul ‘Not always’ Wright – You may be improving fast but is it enough at this stage of the season?  Big questions being asked and I hope you have the answers.  Time to confront your inner Paxman!

 

Paul ‘I’m not Sherlock’ Watson – Man enough to do a 70.3 in Norway and throw himself in to an Arctic Ice bath in the name of charity but can you handle the sewerage in the Lagan and still hold it together.  I think not!  I’m going to make you crumble like a crumbly thing on St. Crumbles Day.  Save your tears for the finish line Big Lad!

 

Donald ‘The Peninsula Machine’ Smith – General all around hard-core nutcase who couldn’t join a decent Tri Club so had to go with the North Down Prawn Sandwich Brigade instead.  You know you’re going down quicker than a Holywood Celebrity on a hacked Sex Tape!  The Machine is creaking and may get taken to pieces for scrap after “The Explosion” nukes it!

 

One final mention for someone who is just too AWESOME to even bother racing.  The man. The legend in his own lunchbox. The Entrepreneur. The inventor of the No Training – Training Plan.  The one, The only. Stanley ‘The AWESOME Laird of Tullynacross’ Edgar.  So frightened of what I was going to do to him at this race he had to send Edgar Junior to race in his stead.

That’s not going to work either Stan the Man!  You can’t send a boy to do a Man’s job.

Although…. when that Boy swims like a fish, rides like a doped up East German and Runs like Mo Farah after a Quorn Burger, it could spell trouble.  I think James ‘The Prodigy’ Edgar may be my only serious competition on Sunday – but only if he brings his A (for AWESOME) game.

 

 

OK, enough smack talk.  If I have forgotten anyone, sorry, but you’re not even on my radar.  You are a mere gnat on my windscreen!

 

I am of course only joking and firmly expect to have my Ass handed to me on Sunday and watch everyone fly past at various stages along the course.

It promises to be a great day of racing and it’s fantastic to see so many from Lisburn Tri Club out kicking Butt.

Race well everyone and let’s support the Hell out of each other on the way round. Lots of encouragement and High Fives along the way!

 

Let’s do it People.